buzzfeedgeeky:

Sir Ian and Michael Gambon continue to be the most awesome people alive. [via]

07:41 am, reblogged  by keight 276163

i hope you’ll love books as much as i do. i love you zeke.

08:02 am, reblogged  by keight 13

fantasiawandering:

thisisnttrevor:

seriously-youknow:

homoofspace:

farorescourage:

WELCOME TO CANADA WHERE WE LITERALLY PUT UP WARNING SIGNS FOR NESTING CANADIAN GEESE

BECAUSE LET ME TELL U ABOUT THESE FRICKERS
FIRST OF ALL THEY HAVE FUCKIN TEETH

ON THEIR TONGUES

DO YOU WANNA GO NEAR ONE? “AWW IT’S JUST A LITTLE GOOSE YOU SAY”

N O 
THESE FRICKERS WILL CHARGE YOUR ASS IF THERE IS A NEST OR NEWLY HATCHED GOSLINGS AROUND
THIS IS THE STRUT OF A GOOSE WARNING YOU THAT IT’S ABOUT TO KILL YOUR ASS

ONCE THEY DO THIS?

YOU RUN FAST AND YOU RUN FAR BECAUSE ONE OF THE PARENTS WILL FLY UP TO YOUR PUNY HUMAN FLESHBAG AND KARATE CHOP YOUR GODDAMNED NECK AND TRY TO BITE ANYTHING WITHIN REACH OK?

WHILE THE OTHER PARENT, CONSUMED WITH BLOODLUST AND THE BURNING VENGEANCE OF A SPECIES HAVING NEARLY BEEN EXTINCT AND BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE GOES AND LITERALLY TRIES TO BITE YOUR ACHILLES TENDON IN HALF. WITHOUT FAIL THESE HELLSPAWN WILL ALWAYS GO FOR THERE. DON’T KNOW WHERE THAT IS?

CONGRATULATIONS YOU NO LONGER CAN WALK OR RUN AND REQUIRE EXTENSIVE SURGERY BECAUSE OF A FUCKING GOOSE. I ASSUME THEY EAT YOU ALIVE FROM HERE OUT. THEY’RE THAT FUCKIN CRAZY.

CANADIAN GEESE ARE TERRIFYING AND THE SOURCE OF ALL CANADIAN STRIFE IN THE HISTORY OF FOREVER. I’M CANADIAN. TRUST ME. I KNOW.

THIS IS THE BRAVEST PERSON IN THE COUNTRY.

it says something about canada that your countries biggest problem is geese

i think i’ve learned everything i need to know about canadian geese in one day

GUYS, let’s not forget about the canadian goose’s evil step-cousin twice removed, the SWAN.

THESE THINGS DONT FUCK AROUND WITH YOU ACHILLES TENDON, THEY GO AFTER YOUR KNEES!

SWANS NOT ONLY ENJOY THE TASTE OF HUMAN FLESH, BUT ANIMAL BLOOD AS WELL

and im not just talking the blood of other swans, IM TALKING FULLY GROWN DEER 



and you better PRAY the day one of those things come towards your boat

because it will be all over VERY SOON my friend

SWANS, TRULY THE MOST FEARED and RESPECTED WATERFOWL IN ALL OF CANADIA

These are the species who REMEMBER that they’re actually dinosaurs

  04:57 pm, reblogged  by keight 86502

iamwalp:

Died inside. :))

04:50 pm, reblogged  by keight 254689

tastefullyoffensive:

Pixar Movies as Infographics [vulture/via]

07:09 am, reblogged  by keight 65160

(Source: makemelaughblog)

  03:47 am, reblogged  by keight 3112

(Source: etchpea)

  02:59 am, reblogged  by keight 34102

mockingwords:

  • there is a sustainable treehouse community
  • in the middle of the costa rican rainforest
  • people can zipline from house to house
  • they have wi-fi ARE YOU SHITTING ME WHY DON’T I LIVE THERE RIGHT NOW
12:22 pm, reblogged  by keight 30771